Mature Woman

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 08-Jul-2010 15:33:22

Just got this in an e-mail and thought I should pass it along.

It’s no good getting older if you don't get wiser! 
 


 

A mature (over 50) lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for 
drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papersplease.. 

Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not? 

Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what? 

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. 
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner? 

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have adriving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.


Don't Mess With Mature Ladies 
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Post 2 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Thursday, 08-Jul-2010 19:25:34

Oh wow!

And what exactly is the point in this?

Post 3 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 08-Jul-2010 19:34:09

Um, duh? It's a joke?

Post 4 by Twighlight Fan (Account disabled) on Friday, 09-Jul-2010 4:13:02

Wonderful joke!

Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 09-Jul-2010 5:07:23

lol that was funny!. heheheahahaha!

Post 6 by Twighlight Fan (Account disabled) on Friday, 09-Jul-2010 5:15:30

It was very funny indeed. Lol

Post 7 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Friday, 09-Jul-2010 7:26:14

Hmmm,

Post 8 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Friday, 09-Jul-2010 9:54:43

Nah, that wasn't...

Post 9 by Twighlight Fan (Account disabled) on Friday, 09-Jul-2010 14:34:08

Lol

Post 10 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Tuesday, 20-Jul-2010 8:49:52

*shrugs*

Post 11 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 20-Jul-2010 16:26:16

LMFAO love it

Post 12 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 27-Jul-2010 17:21:13

*shrugs*.

Post 13 by Sage Rose (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Sunday, 01-Aug-2010 6:05:45

I've heard it before, just different versions. lol

Post 14 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Monday, 30-Aug-2010 17:24:25

Lol! That was great!

Post 15 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 31-Aug-2010 17:53:04

nice and true

Post 16 by kezzabel (Newborn Zoner) on Thursday, 09-Sep-2010 20:43:49

Lol funny :)

Post 17 by sid512 (Account disabled) on Monday, 27-Sep-2010 9:25:47

its a bit confusing, but its funny! lol!